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Karl: I made a noise.
Ricky: What?
Karl: I made a noise I've never made before. Kinda like a whooohooohooo.
Ricky: Oh God!! Like a little bald Wookie!!!

It makes me so happy when Karl smiles or laughs

Happiness is like a cake: Have too much of it and you get sick of it. That’s a good sayin’ that!

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—	Karl Pilkington

Leprechauns prefer to be called gnomes.

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—	Karl Pilkington

When I was little me mam wanted to send me to a nursery; I said ‘no. I’m not havin’ this.’

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—	Karl Pilkington